God-Tier Like System
"Okay, let me explain the Fragrant Candy situation to you. The candy is made using three ingredients: Rootless Water, Fairy Blossom leaves, and Non-Zero Fruit." Upon hearing the unfamiliar materials, Christopher Yard became immediately confused. He wondered, "Why can't they use more common ingredients to make candy? Does it have to be so complicated?" Christopher Yard did have Fairy Blossom leaves. Fairy Blossom had a faint fragrance, so perhaps that's where the fragrance of the candy came from. But what were Rootless Water and Non-Zero Fruit? Christopher Yard scratched his head and sent a private message to the Supreme Old Lord, followed by another message: "Can you please explain what Rootless Water and Non-Zero Fruit are? [Disdainful expression]" Upon seeing Christopher Yard's private message, the Supreme Old Lord on the other side smirked and replied: "Rootless Water refers to water that hasn't touched the ground after falling from the sky. It's called Rootless Water because of the belief that everything returns to its roots. Chinese culture is rich and profound. Do you understand, young man? [Doge expression]" Christopher Yard rolled his eyes. "As for Non-Zero Fruit, it's a red fruit that only exists in the sky. It's specially cultivated by the Seven Fairies. In other words, if you want to make Fragrant Candy, you can only obtain Non-Zero Fruit from them. [Doge expression]" Seven Fairies, damn it! When Christopher Yard saw this, he couldn't help but grimace. Last time, when he posted about Victoria's Secret, all seven fairies and Chang'e reported him one by one, causing quite a stir on his Twitter. If he were to ask the Seven Fairies for help now, they would probably reject him outright. Feeling extremely frustrated, Christopher Yard's mind raced with various thoughts. However, he still couldn't figure out how to approach the Seven Fairies. Helpless, Christopher Yard decided to focus on obtaining Rootless Water first. He contacted the East Sea Dragon King directly and sent him a private message: "Old Dragon King, can you make it rain for me? I need some Rootless Water to make Fragrant Candy. [Mischievous expression]" The East Sea Dragon King, who was originally watching Victoria's Secret, trembled when he saw Christopher Yard's private message. Oh my goodness, controlling the rain is not something I can easily do. If I mess up, I might lose my position as the dragon head. You see, the Jinghe River Dragon King lost his life because of this. "You're overthinking, my friend. Making it rain requires the Jade Emperor's personal decree, and then the four departments of wind, rain, thunder, and lightning need to be mobilized. First, the cloud boy and the fog lord create clouds and mist, then the wind lady from the wind department creates wind, followed by the thunder god and the lightning mother releasing electricity. Only then can I, the East Sea Dragon King, make it rain. Without the imperial decree, well...[expression of helplessness]." Christopher Yard felt overwhelmed when he saw the East Sea Dragon King's private message. Damn it, all I wanted was some water without roots. I didn't expect that it would require the mobilization of the four departments of wind, rain, thunder, and lightning. Is there no easier way? "Old Dragon King, has the Jade Emperor given you the imperial decree now? [expression of helplessness]" "Do you think I have imperial decrees for breakfast? Does the Jade Emperor give me an imperial decree every day? If that were the case, I would have died of exhaustion a long time ago. [expression of disdain]" Upon hearing Christopher Yard's words, the East Sea Dragon King rolled his eyes and replied. Damn it! I'm going to find the Jade Emperor! I don't believe that the Jade Emperor won't help me! After finding the Jade Emperor, Christopher Yard took a deep breath and thought carefully before finally coming up with a sentence. He quickly sent it to the Jade Emperor: "Dear Jade Emperor, I don't know if you're available now, but Christopher Yard would like to ask you something. [smiling expression]" Christopher Yard couldn't afford to throw a tantrum now. After all, the power to control the rain was in the hands of the Jade Emperor. If the Jade Emperor became unhappy, he would probably end up crying or sulking in a corner. The Jade Emperor quickly replied to Christopher Yard: "Nonsense, the decision to make it rain depends on the situation in each region. Recklessly causing rain could lead to disasters. In your area, it rained just a few days ago, so it's not possible for it to rain again." Christopher Yard pursed his lips, then took a tissue from the table and wiped the corners of his eyes where there were no tears. Damn it, even the tears are gone now. It's true that I'm so frustrated that I can't even cry. Since the Jade Emperor rejected him so firmly, Christopher Yard didn't dare to approach the Jade Emperor again. Otherwise, the Jade Emperor might scold him. Helpless, Christopher Yard slumped into the chair. "No root water, no root water," he muttered. "Damn it, it rained a few days ago. What should I do next?" Just as Christopher Yard was feeling extremely frustrated, a sudden realization struck him. He jumped up from his seat. "Oh, how could I forget about this?" In Journey to the West, Monkey King once obtained no root water, right? He remembered that Monkey King simply made the East Sea Dragon King sneeze, and then they had the no root water. This old Dragon King didn't even mention this to me. I must confront him about it. Yes, that's right, confront him! "Dragon King, how dare you deceive me? I remember that when the Great Sage went on his journey, he also asked you for no root water. How did you solve it back then?" Christopher Yard said with a disdainful expression. Feeling quite guilty, the East Sea Dragon King saw his phone light up again. After reading Christopher Yard's message, an embarrassed look appeared on his face. "Um, Chris, I completely forgot about that. After all, it was a long time ago," the Dragon King said with a sheepish expression. Seeing the Dragon King's sheepish expression, Christopher Yard knew that he had struck a nerve. Hehe, that's good. Strike while the iron is hot. "Dragon King, since that's the case, why don't you hurry up and sneeze a few times? That way, it won't count as rain, and I can obtain the water without roots. Jade Emperor won't blame you either! But considering how you deceived me before, if I require your assistance in the future, you cannot refuse," Christopher Yard said with a contemptuous expression. The East Sea Dragon King was also quite irritated. He had simply forgotten earlier, but he didn't expect this rascal to take advantage of him so quickly, and he couldn't decline because he felt guilty. "Alright, in thirty minutes, I will sneeze a few times where you are. Send me your precise address, and don't be late!" Dragon King replied. Upon receiving this private message, Christopher Yard was overjoyed and immediately sent his home address to the East Sea Dragon King.
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