God-Tier Like System

Chapter 438 Evil Laughter

"Old Pig, give me a price. You better give me a discount. If I have to find someone else, you won't benefit in the future. After all, there are plenty of gods in the sky. If you dare to cheat me, hmph... [doge's expression]" Christopher Yard actually wanted to personally ask the Flower Fairy for some mythical energy, but she reported him last time. Damn it, he was falsely accused. It was estimated that it was because of the Victoria's Secret incident that the Flower Fairy reported him. Chang'e and the Seven Fairies also did the same. He didn't know if Chang'e and the Seven Fairies had forgiven him yet. When Piggy saw Christopher Yard's message, he trembled in fear. Oh no, this punk actually dares to threaten him. It seems like he can't let this punk be so arrogant. Afterwards, Piggy's eyes rolled around, and he quickly came up with an idea. He sent a message to Christopher Yard: "Mr. Christopher, you don't know this, but many fairies reported you when they saw the video you posted. Even the Flower Fairy did. These fairies know that I like Chang'e, so they don't guard against me. If it were any other male god, they probably wouldn't care. [doge's expression]"Upon seeing Piggy's message, Christopher Yard immediately knew that this pig was lying with his eyes open. But he had to admit, this pig was indeed somewhat clever. At least, most gods wouldn't be able to come up with such words. "Don't you have more than just flowers up there? There are also rocks, streams, trees, and so on. Can't you bring those over? [angry expression]" Upon hearing Christopher Yard's words, Piggy's face immediately showed a hint of embarrassment. "That's not the case. It's just that the flowers in the sky absorb mythical energy automatically every day, more than rocks. Of course, there are rocks, streams, but they're a bit scarce. The trees are too big, so it's not easy to give them to you. [dejected expression]" Christopher Yard was speechless after hearing this, but since he had already said so much, he couldn't just say it for nothing. He edited a paragraph and sent it to Piggy. "Okay, name your price. Send me some flowers with mythical energy that can restore my spiritual power. My spiritual power is already halfway into the realm of immortals. It's up to you to provide good stuff. [Pig's expression]" Beside him, Zhu Bajie naturally didn't waste any words and agreed directly, saying he would go to Christopher Yard.Seemingly thinking of something, Christopher Yard sent another message to Zhu Bajie: "By the way, old pig, do you know what exactly is a living yang object?" Zhu Bajie, who was munching on a bag of spicy sticks, rolled his eyes when he saw Christopher Yard's message and quickly replied: "I don't know about that. You have to ask the Supreme Old Lord. The Supreme Old Lord is known as the 'Ancestor of the Dao,' and the yin and yang on his clothes form a Tai Chi diagram. Plus, he's well-versed in alchemy, so he knows a lot about yin and yang. [Picking nose expression]" Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Christopher Yard immediately clapped his hands and thought, right, damn it, the Supreme Old Lord is an expert in these things. I should ask him. With that in mind, Christopher Yard sent a private message to the Supreme Old Lord: "Old Lord, can you tell me what exactly is a living yang object?" This time, when Christopher Yard sent the message, the Supreme Old Lord quickly replied. However, instead of answering Christopher Yard's question, he sent an expression:"[Angry expression] How dare you, punk, deceive me? You promised to send me three bowls of Instantly Handsome Pie every day. Where are they? Where are they? Where are they?" Seeing the Supreme Old Lord's almost instant response and angry words, Christopher Yard wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and a hint of embarrassment appeared on his face. He really forgot about it. Afterwards, Christopher Yard quickly sent a message to the Supreme Old Lord: "Uh, old Lord, tonight, I'll bring you Instantly Handsome Pie, plus three bags of spicy sticks and three bags of pickled chicken feet. How about that? [Grinning expression]" On the other side, the Supreme Old Lord's eyes lit up when he saw this sentence. Three bags? Hehehe, you punk, that's too cheap. How can it end like this? The Supreme Old Lord quickly replied: "Punk, you think you can get away with just three bags? Thirty bags of spicy sticks and thirty bags of pickled chicken feet, or else you won't be able to sell anything on Thumbs-Up Online Mall in the future! [Angry expression]" Upon hearing the words of the old man on stage, Christopher Yard's mouth twitched. Damn it, it went from three packs to thirty packs in an instant. That's really cunning. Fortunately, this stuff isn't expensive, otherwise he would really be at a loss. But even so, Christopher Yard still felt awkward. If he went to the supermarket every day to buy spicy strips and pickled chicken feet, he would probably be seen as a pervert. Buying dozens of packs every day, what else could it be if not perverted? But Christopher Yard really had no choice. After all, these things like spicy strips and pickled chicken feet are very cheap and require no cooking. They are the best choice when you can't raise the price. "Alright, you're right, Master. Thirty packs it is. After all, you're the boss, right? [crying laughing emoji]" Christopher Yard shrugged. Arguing with the old man on stage would only bring him trouble, especially since he didn't offer any gifts first. Upon seeing Christopher Yard's response, the old man on stage nodded happily. It seemed that this punk was quite sensible. Hehe, this Daoist Master could finally taste the flavor of spicy strips and chicken feet. In the eyes of the old man, Christopher Yard's things were quite fragrant, especially the soup. It wasn't difficult to eat it a few times. Being able to obtain these things from Christopher Yard was truly enjoyable! With this in mind, the old man on stage waved his feather duster and sent the following message to Christopher Yard: "There are quite a few yang objects. If you want something living, there are also quite a few. Black dog blood can ward off evil, so male black dogs are living yang objects. The comb of a rooster, the older it is, the stronger the yang energy, so it can also be considered a living yang object. And the last one, of course, is a person. You need to find someone with a particularly large yang object... [doge emoji]" Upon witnessing the old man's reaction, Christopher Yard was filled with frustration. How could he have the nerve to inquire about such a thing? As Christopher Yard felt a sense of powerlessness, he instinctively touched a specific area of his body and a wicked grin appeared on his face.

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