God-Tier Like System
After dealing with the one-eyed dragon, Christopher Yard paid no further attention to his buddies. Upon his return, he found Samantha Townsend already fast asleep. However, Christopher Yard had already informed her that he was going out to eat with his friends, so she didn't inquire further. It was already late, and he couldn't prepare Beauty Soup or Instantly Handsome Pie since he hadn't purchased the ingredients yet. However, he couldn't leave his two slots empty in the Thumbs-Up Online Mall. Christopher Yard pondered, rubbing his chin. Suddenly, a brilliant idea struck him like lightning, and he slapped his thigh. "Right, I can go to the supermarket! They have a wide variety of modern items there, and they're reasonably priced. Why bother with expensive Beauty Soup and Instantly Handsome Pie?" Although these two dishes weren't costly, he still needed to buy the ingredients and provide bowls. Then he had to individually package them before placing them in the store, which consumed time and materials. He thought to himself, why not purchase different flavors of spicy snacks instead? The thought of it made Christopher Yard's appetite grow. Eating spicy snacks was such a delightful experience. He used to consume them frequently, and they were delectable. He couldn't fathom that even immortals wouldn't relish them. Without hesitation, Christopher Yard swiftly went to the supermarket and bought fifty packs of spicy snacks and fifty packs of pickled chicken feet. But now the problem was how to transfer them to the Thumbs-Up Online Mall. Recalling how he had transferred items to Zhu Bajie previously, Christopher Yard nodded. Taking photos should work as well. Those immortals would surely be able to see them. Soon, Christopher Yard took a photo of the fifty packs of spicy snacks and another photo of the fifty packs of pickled chicken feet. He promptly uploaded the two photos. However, when Christopher Yard attempted to upload the photos, he heard the mechanical voice of the system in his mind once again, causing him unease: "Ding! Warning, Host. Using an unused slot for the first time requires 100 days of thumbs-up. Would you like to spend 200 days of thumbs-up to use these two slots?"Damn it! Christopher Yard now wore a frustrated expression on his face. Did he have the right to refuse? No, he didn't. Did the system truly need to ask him? No, it didn't. Then why did the system ask him? This system was insane! The damn system! Christopher Yard was always left speechless in his heart, but now he truly dared not curse the system too much, because if he did, the system would undoubtedly deduct his thumbs-up points! Absolutely! Tears flowed... Subsequently, Christopher Yard succumbed to the system's tyranny and exchanged for the ability to use these two slots. Two distinct photos were instantly uploaded to his thumbs-up store. However, at this point, it was evident that no one would take notice of his items. Speculating that these immortals, who didn't require sleep, were likely engrossed in their phones, Christopher Yard swiftly sent out a tweet. "Hey, ladies and gentlemen, come and take a look! I'm selling premium spicy strips and exquisite pickled chicken feet at a loss. Not for 9999, not for 999, only 50. If they're not tasty, don't pay. If they're not tasty, I guarantee a refund. I promise you'll enjoy it and want to eat it ten times! [doge expression]" Beneath the text, Christopher Yard naturally attached pictures of the spicy strips and pickled chicken feet, along with a link. Afterwards, Christopher Yard happily anticipated receiving 5000 days of thumbs-up. Feeling that he could earn 5000 days of thumbs-up at once, Christopher Yard felt like he was going mad with laughter. After being deceived by the system so many times, he finally had an opportunity to earn so many thumbs-up in an instant. While Christopher Yard entertained this notion, someone swiftly replied to his tweet: Zhu Bajie: "I won't say anything, I'll go grab ten packs first, then we can talk. [doge expression]" Nezha: "I hope there will be pig trotters next time. Honestly, I used to love gnawing on pig's feet when I was a child. [blushing expression]" Xiaotianquan: "Woof woof woof" (Strongly agrees with Nezha, strongly against the flirtatious pig, strongly desires pig's feet. [doge expression]) Juling Shen: "Did I hear that there are pig's feet to eat? My big...uh, my big mouth is already watering and impatient. [blushing expression]"Erlang Shen: "Damn, in just a few seconds, the spicy strips and pickled chicken feet are already sold out. [angry expression]" Jade Emperor: "Who the hell is audacious enough to not even leave any for me, the Jade Emperor? Guards, take him out and punish him. [angry expression]" Food God: "What? Christopher Yard has something available? I want to try it. [doge expression]" Laozi: "Food God, how outdated is your information? It's already sold out. (Mentioning Food God)..." Fire Star Lord: "Damn, in just a few seconds, the spicy strips and pickled chicken feet are already sold out. [angry expression]" Water Star Lord: "Damn, in just a few seconds, the spicy strips and pickled chicken feet are already sold out. [angry expression]" Tota, the Heavenly King: Damn it, in just a few seconds, the spicy strips and spicy chicken feet are already sold out [angry expression]. ... A multitude of immortals clicked on Christopher Yard's link and promptly discovered that all the spicy strips and spicy chicken feet were gone. Now, all that could be seen were two empty slots. Witnessing this in less than a minute, the immortals couldn't help but complain. Christopher Yard also felt somewhat perplexed. Then he glanced at his Thumbs-Up Online Mall, and a peculiar expression appeared on his face. He realized that only two individuals had purchased his products, one being the Food God and the other Zhu Bajie. What was even more peculiar was that these two individuals happened to divide the spicy strips and spicy chicken feet evenly between them. At this moment, the Food God gazed at the spicy strips and spicy chicken feet he had bought from Christopher Yard with a disdainful expression. Then, he couldn't resist opening them and placing a strip into his mouth. "Hmm? It's actually so delicious?" A revelation flashed through the Food God's mind, and he proceeded to consume the entire strip. After one strip, he swiftly moved on to the second, the third, and soon he devoured an entire pack of spicy strips. The Food God was nearly ecstatic as he ate, relishing the strips and then the chicken feet. His face was filled with an enraptured expression. Before he knew it, he had devoured five packs of spicy strips and over twenty packs of spicy chicken feet. If other immortals were to witness the Food God's current behavior, they would undoubtedly be astonished. How peculiar, why are you consuming Christopher Yard's delicacies with such enthusiasm when you previously claimed to dislike them? How is it possible that you suddenly can't get enough of them? The situation with Zhu Bajie was even more alarming. Aside from the fact that he couldn't chew all the strips at once, Zhu Bajie devoured over a dozen packs of spicy strips and nearly all of the spicy chicken feet. He swallowed them whole, without spitting out any bones. As a result, Zhu Bajie also ingested the chicken feet, and soon, his lips underwent a subtle transformation.
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