God-Tier Like System
Upon seeing the immortals inside, many people gave them 99 likes, all of them talking about the incidents with Beauty Soup and Instantly Handsome Pie. They strongly demanded that Christopher Yard sell them in the Thumbs-Up Online Mall. Especially the news about the pig and the dog was particularly abundant. The pig could even speak a few human words, but the dog, no matter how you put it, only had three words: woof woof woof, or rather, one word! But even with just this one word, it managed to receive 99 likes from the Howling Sky Dog. Christopher Yard clicked on it and found that the number of messages inside had already reached over three thousand! What on earth! Christopher Yard's mouth twitched. Just how idle were these two animals? They actually sent him over three thousand private messages. He didn't know what to say. He had also wanted to open a store in the Thumbs-Up System before, but it required a hundred thousand thumbs-up points to do so. Based on the system's nature, it would definitely try to trick him, so he had to see what would earn the most thumbs-up points.Otherwise, if he made random investments and didn't get the best returns, wouldn't that be a loss? Currently, Christopher Yard had a total of 500,000 thumbs-up points. He hadn't reached the 500,000 thumbs-up points donated by Abe Hideyoshi yet, and he still needed to return 600,000 thumbs-up points to the system. Just thinking about it made Christopher Yard feel like he was bleeding. His heart hurt! While Christopher Yard was in pain, a very annoying voice suddenly came from the system: "Ding! The thumbs-up points that the Host didn't deduct for using the low-level defensive immortal garment before will now be deducted. The Host didn't stop it in time, so it was used for a total of thirty minutes, consuming 1,800 thumbs-up points!" Huh? Upon hearing this message, Christopher Yard instinctively uttered this word. His face was full of confusion, but he quickly snapped out of it and jumped up from his chair: "Damn it!" This damn immortal garment, I can actually wear it for thirty minutes. My system brother, you've successfully tricked me out of 1,800 thumbs-up points again. Damn it, you didn't even remind me. How shameless! At this moment, Christopher Yard's desire to beat up the system had reached its peak. Come out, I promise not to kill you! However, at this moment, the system seemed to be ignoring Christopher Yard's slightly resentful voice and completely disregarded it. Christopher Yard entered the Thumbs-Up System with a heavy heart to check his thumbs-up count. To his dismay, he found that he only had 88 thumbs-up. Seeing this number, Christopher Yard felt an irresistible urge to bang his head against a tofu. Without wasting any time, Christopher Yard immediately posted another tweet, stating that if he reached 5000 thumbs-up, he would continue to share more goodies. He even added a doge emoji for extra effect. Afterwards, Christopher Yard searched online for a video of a lingerie show from Madrila, a city in his home country. Naturally, the video featured authentic Madrila beauties. Christopher Yard quickly downloaded it and shared it with his followers. Of course, Christopher Yard also shared a video from Victoria's Secret, as different people have different tastes, and who knows what their preferences are? Once he had taken care of this matter, Christopher Yard habitually checked the comments from his devoted fans. Each time he read them, Christopher Yard found them to be quite amusing: Pig Bajie: Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! I missed it! [teary-eyed emoji] Howling Dog: Woof woof woof (That pig has gone crazy, you can stew it [doge emoji]) Erlang Shen: This is the most ridiculous pig I've ever seen. Everyone, take a screenshot to celebrate this [doge emoji] Laojun: This is simply inhumane! Is this how you treat a good pig? Don't worry, Piggy, I will worship you in the future [doge emoji] Taibai Jinxing: You guys!! This is truly!! Tragic! How can the Heavenly Court have such animals like you? I can't bear it. Piggy, tomorrow I will report to the Jade Emperor and let you cry before you die [doge emoji] Zhang Tianshi: Barbaric! Inhumane! Shocking! As immortals, how can you still want to eat meat? It tarnishes the reputation of immortals. How can I let such a thing happen? So, everyone, give it to me, I'll eat it all [doge emoji] Barefoot Immortal: I could easily crush you all. Can you even touch the Pure Altar Envoy? As immortals of the Heavenly Court, we should help each other, have friendly exchanges, and show love. Let's discuss how to kill pigs in a friendly manner [doge emoji] Pig Bajie:... Christopher Yard couldn't help but laugh at these funny gods again. Poor Piggy always seemed to be suppressed by those guys. Hehehe, please allow me to give each of them a thumbs-up! Afterwards, Christopher Yard figured that there was nothing else to do at the moment, so he spent 100,000 thumbs-up points to open the Thumbs-Up Online Mall. However, Christopher Yard soon realized that there were no items available in the mall. Oh heavens, oh earth! Christopher Yard knew that the system would be so tricky, but he didn't expect it to be this bad. There wasn't even a single grid, how am I supposed to put things in? According to the prompts below, Christopher Yard discovered that opening a grid requires 2000 ground thumbs-up or 1000 sky thumbs-up. Now Christopher Yard has run out of sky thumbs-up, but still has quite a few ground thumbs-up. Christopher Yard currently has 5604 ground thumbs-up, which is enough to open two grids. Now Christopher Yard finally understands the true purpose of ground thumbs-up, it's just for opening grids? Two grids can hardly do anything, but this is within Christopher Yard's expectations. If the system didn't trick him, it wouldn't be normal. At that time, Christopher Yard himself would be too afraid to do anything. By the evening, he would put some Instantly Handsome Pie and Beauty Soup on it, thinking about the huge amount of thumbs-up he would get. Damn it, it must be expensive. If he doesn't set tens of thousands of sky thumbs-up and tens of thousands of ground thumbs-up, how can he justify himself? Damn it, Christopher Yard feels like he's already soaring, reaching the pinnacle of life is just a matter of time. But just as Christopher Yard was thinking this way, a voice suddenly sounded in his mind, making him feel a little uneasy. "Ding! Warning, Host. Prior to reaching level 1, the price of items in Host's Thumbs-Up Online Mall must not exceed 50 sky thumbs-up. If exceeded, the system will deduct 51 sky thumbs-up per second!!" Oh no, where's the tofu? Let me crash into it, don't stop me, darn it!I've never encountered a system like you. This thing could fetch a high price in the mortal world, but here it's only worth 50 sky thumbs-up. It's so frustrating that I could cry and just want to beat you to a pulp. In response, Christopher Yard could only take a deep breath and force a smile, then politely asked the seemingly friendly system: "May I inquire if I have fulfilled the requirements to reach level 1?" The system's subsequent response once again drove Christopher Yard to madness.
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