God-Tier Like System
The message sent by Zhu Bajie read as follows: "Mr. Christopher, have you been deceived and given a counterfeit porcelain? I can use your photo to obtain the Qingyao Lotus Vase from your mouth and then transfer it back to you." Damn it!!! When Christopher Yard saw this message, he couldn't help but exclaim, "What the hell? So, if I randomly take a photo of a beautiful woman, does that mean I can teleport her over?" Feeling amazed by this mind-blowing function, Christopher Yard's heart trembled. So, if I don't like someone, I can just take their picture, have Zhu Bajie kill them, and be done with it? If such a function existed, it would definitely be incredibly enjoyable to play pranks on people. However, as Christopher Yard was excitedly contemplating this, it seemed as if Zhu Bajie knew exactly what he was thinking. Another message arrived, leaving Christopher Yard dumbfounded: "Mr. Christopher, I can only transfer the genuine porcelain on your left to myself, but it seems that the one on your right is not yours."Christopher Yard was stunned. Zhu Bajie meant that only his own belongings could be transferred to Zhu Bajie? Afterwards, Christopher Yard carefully pondered the situation. Now, Zhu Bajie said that the genuine Qingyao Lotus Vase was his, the one on the left in the photo, but the one on the right was not his. Damn it! Could it be because of the agreement with Yukiko Ogawa that the real Qingyao Lotus Vase was already considered his? But the fake one had been given to Wei Ken, so it no longer belonged to him? Thinking of this, Christopher Yard quickly sent a message: "What the hell can I transfer to you, besides something that belongs to me?" "And it has to be an inanimate object, otherwise I would have already asked you to transfer a beautiful woman to me, hehe. Mr. Christopher, do you want to transfer something?" Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes on the other side and happily replied, "Transfer!! Of course, let's do it. We have such a strong bond, and we must help each other, right? The benefits are not something we need to calculate, right?" Christopher Yard shamelessly replied with a thick-skinned face. On the other end of the phone, Zhu Bajie saw Christopher Yard's message and his mouth twitched for a moment, but soon he opened it and burst into laughter: "Of course, who are we to each other? We don't need to worry about benefits. Here's the deal, give me a little bit of profit and send me five movies. Also, let me have a feast that will fill me up in one go. How about that?" Damn it! This pig is so clever! He asked Brother for five movies at once, and damn it, he wants a feast that will fill him up in one go. Where the hell am I supposed to get that? If I only let you eat buns, you'll probably eat hundreds of them and still want more! A black line flashed across Christopher Yard's forehead, as if he heard the sound of his heart breaking. At this moment, Christopher Yard wished he could put Zhu Bajie on a grill, season him with various spices, and taste this guy's flavor. But Christopher Yard knew it was impossible. However, to calm himself down, he decided to go eat a hot pot with pork. Damn it! "Um, Old Pig, if you want to fill your stomach, I can't get you the top-notch delicacies for now. I can only get you some slightly inferior ones. But the five movies are no problem." "No more talking. If you can get the real Celadon Lotus Goblet right now, I'll immediately bring you the food and send you the movies..." Without any hesitation, Christopher Yard sent this message. But as soon as he finished speaking, he found that Zhu Bajie had sent him another photo, with a few sinister expressions behind it. The content of this photo was exactly the Celadon Lotus Goblet. Christopher Yard was stunned for a moment, and then a look of ecstasy appeared on his face: "Damn it! Old Pig, you're amazing! You got the Celadon Lotus Goblet so quickly? I'll go buy earthly delicacies for you. Wait for me, I'll bring them back in no more than ten minutes!" After sending this message, Christopher Yard picked up the phone next to him, stuffed it into his pocket, and then, in Samantha Townsend's astonished eyes, he ran out like a gust of wind. Christopher Yard went to the supermarket, without thinking too much, he just bought a bunch of things that were not available in heaven. He also got some snacks from a roadside stall, and then ran back to the house. Without any hesitation, Christopher Yard took a photo of the pile of things and sent it over to Zhu Bajie. To Christopher Yard's astonishment, the pile of things disappeared right before his eyes! Christopher Yard was once again dumbfounded. This was really unbelievable! However, seeing this change, Christopher Yard felt relieved instead. It meant that what Zhu Bajie had just said was true. Just as Christopher Yard was about to send another message, he received another message from Zhu Bajie: "Mr. Christopher, get ready. I'm going to teleport the Celadon Lotus Vase over!! Don't get scared!!" Upon seeing this message, Christopher Yard rolled his eyes. Could a bottle really scare him? It was ridiculous. It's not like it was a female ghost. If it had been the female ghost from last time, he would have been a little scared... "Damn it!" Just as Christopher Yard muttered to himself, without any warning, a porcelain vase suddenly appeared in front of him. Christopher Yard's eyes were less than two centimeters away from the vase. In that instant, Christopher Yard was startled. He instinctively jumped away from the bottle and patted his chest vigorously, trying to calm his racing heart.The feeling just now was the same as when he encountered the female ghost last time. Something suddenly appearing out of nowhere shook his brain nerves, causing his thought process to momentarily halt. After seeing that there was nothing else happening, Christopher Yard finally breathed a sigh of relief. Damn it, can't this stupid pig teleport things smoothly? Christopher Yard was almost certain that the Celadon Lotus Vase in front of him was indeed the real one. Otherwise, Zhu Bajie wouldn't have been able to teleport it. Thinking of this, Christopher Yard burst into laughter. If that Yuko Ogawa suddenly realized that the real Celadon Lotus Vase had disappeared, she would definitely be furious. And if she found out that Chris's illness hadn't completely healed, tsk tsk! What a delightful transaction!
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