God-Tier Like System
Christopher Yard rolled his eyes at the prompt from the system. So, if he didn't reach Level 1, the system wouldn't give him any prompts, right? And buying items from the Earth Thumbs-Up Online Mall wouldn't earn him experience points either. It seemed that humans were despised as well. Now Christopher Yard understood that the Heavenly Thumbs-Up Online Mall, the Underworld Thumbs-Up Online Mall, and the Earth Thumbs-Up Online Mall all had the same sign-up option, and leveling up was common to all. However, he was curious about his Host level. The system had always prompted him that his Host level was 0, and he couldn't refuse any tasks from the system. So, how could he level up? Just as Christopher Yard was pondering this, the system prompted him again. But this time, it wasn't on the mall interface; it came as a mechanical sound in his mind. "Ding! The Host wants to upgrade to Level 1. First, the mall level needs to reach Level 1 or above, and you need to buy something from both the Heavenly Thumbs-Up Online Mall and the Underworld Thumbs-Up Online Mall. After that, the number of thumbs-up on HostTwitter needs to reach a certain amount!""Ding! Congratulations, Host. The first condition for upgrading to Level 1, reaching Level 1 in the mall, has been completed. Next, please continue to work hard to upgrade your own level to Level 1." Christopher Yard directly rolled his eyes and gave the system the middle finger. It seemed that upgrading himself to Level 1 was not an easy task. But one thing was certain, if he succeeded, the system would definitely reward him. Thinking of this, Christopher Yard's mood improved a lot. He had to hurry up and level up to see what rewards the system would give him. Christopher Yard looked bored as he wandered around the Heavenly Thumbs-Up Online Mall and the Underworld Thumbs-Up Online Mall. When he saw the discounted items for today, a glimmer of excitement burst in Christopher Yard's eyes. "Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill, unconditionally extends a person's lifespan by more than ten years. The medicine is mild, and the pill has a faint fragrance. It can also nourish the meridians and enhance physical fitness. Today's price is 99 thumbs-up!" Behind this advertisement for the Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill, there were two lines of text: a special discount, only available today. Not for 998, not for 888, not for 688, but now only for 99 thumbs-up. Take home the Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill!For 99 thumbs-up, you can't be taken advantage of, you can't be fooled, but you can experience the thrill of increasing your lifespan. Don't doubt your eyes, first come, first served. Beauties have priority. Don't miss out if you pass by! Christopher Yard stared at it, thinking, "What the hell? Even the immortals in heaven have learned how to sell things?" Christopher Yard looked at the owner of this Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill, and it was labeled as the Golden Spirit Boy of the Supreme Old Lord, with a profile picture. Christopher Yard looked at the profile picture of the boy and noticed that he was wearing golden clothes. He even gave himself a very eye-catching name: King Golden Horn! King Golden Horn? Christopher Yard was stunned for a moment, then his mouth opened wide in an instant. Oh my god, isn't this the one who stole the Supreme Old Lord's five treasures in Journey to the West and came down to stop Sun Wukong? Soon, Christopher Yard laughed because he saw some comments below this Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill, all from some disdainful individuals. Roaring Dog: Woof woof (It's not tasty at all, only increases lifespan by ten years, can only be taken once, why don't you mention that?) Pigsy: Exactly, this little bit of lifespan increase is not as good as what I, your old pig, can achieve through cultivation. Fire Star God: I bought it, it tastes pretty good. The two above are not normal people, so they can't taste it. Water Star God: +1 to the comment above. Wood Wolf: +1 to the comment above. Metal Dragon: +1 to the comment above. ... Reading these replies, Christopher Yard found it amusing. Just as he was about to leave, a lightning bolt flashed through his mind, and a look of ecstasy appeared on his face. Damn! How could I forget about this? If I give this to Shangguan Qing to eat, not only will he complete half of the system's mission, but he will also immediately increase his lifespan. It will save him from running back and forth to Shangguan Qing every day. Not only that, after cleansing and rejuvenating Shangguan Qing's body, the increased lifespan might be more than just ten years. This is a great thing, I must buy it! However, when Christopher Yard wanted to buy it today, he realized it was a bit too early. The number of thumbs-up on his posts was still not enough, just a little bit more. Seeing this, Christopher Yard felt the urge to find a tofu and smash his head against it. Damn it, looks like I'll have to wait a little longer. In the afternoon, there will definitely be enough thumbs-up for 10,000 points. Then, I can exchange it for 100 thumbs-up and buy the Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill. Thinking about the 100:1 exchange ratio, Christopher Yard thought about giving Thumbs-Up System a thumbs-down. It's too expensive, and in the future, it probably won't earn many thumbs-up. After deciding to buy the Heavenly Rejuvenation Pill, Christopher Yard wanted to tweet. The system gave him this task, which must be completed within three days. It's best to tweet now! But what kind of tweet should he post to get the guys from Heaven or Hell to thumbs-up it? Christopher Yard rubbed his chin and pondered for a while. The gods would definitely look down on ordinary things, so it's best to include some pictures in the tweet. But Heaven or Hell doesn't have them. What is something that Heaven or Hell doesn't have but would pique their interest? After thinking for a while, Christopher Yard realized he couldn't come up with anything. As for dishes, Christopher Yard could think of many, but he couldn't go out now. As the chairman, he should be at work. He can't just go and cook, right? Then, Christopher Yard glanced at a handsome man on his computer desktop. A bright idea flashed in his mind. He clapped his hands and slammed the table with his right hand, a mysterious smile appearing on his lips. Even in Heaven and Hell, there are definitely more men. So, Christopher Yard had a plan. Christopher Yard opened a video streaming platform and entered the phrase "Victoria's Secret" into the search bar. Without hesitation, he quickly located and downloaded an episode. He had watched this particular episode before, and it was undeniably a visual treat for any man. The women featured in the show wore lingerie that resembled bikinis, which added to its allure. What made this show even more appealing was the fact that it was not a pornographic video, but rather a lingerie showcase that could be enjoyed by anyone. As Christopher pondered this, a smile formed on his lips, reflecting his satisfaction.
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