My Adorable Wife Drives Me Crazy
The name 'Mie Jue Shitai' actually didn't reflect her appearance as some fierce and formidable figure; she just seemed a bit stern. In her thirties, she looked like an old scholar in his fifties or sixties. Her nickname was mostly derived from her dressing style, and of course, it was well-deserved.
I still remember the first time she gave the whole class a warning at the beginning of her class. Generally, a subject only has many attendees on the first and last classes because the first class involves taking attendance, and the last class is for outlining the exam scope. However, Mie Jue Shitai neither took attendance nor outlined the exam scope.
She said, "I never take attendance because each of you, from number one to one hundred and one, has your face etched in my mind. I can tell at a glance who is here and who is not. But there is something I must remind you of: if I catch you absent once, you needn't bother coming to any of the subsequent classes, because even if you come, it will be a zero. Moreover, zero for make-up exams, zero for re-exams—you decide what to do."
Under such high-pressure policies, the students complained bitterly and racked their brains to find other forms of entertainment.
Some secretly read novels during class, some listened to music with earplugs, and many more chatted online using their phones.
In high school, they would stop chatting as the class was about to start, but in college, they stopped when the class was about to end.
However, Mie Jue Shitai had another trick up her sleeve.
During the second class, she called on a student to answer a question.
"Did you listen to my lecture seriously just now?"
The unfortunate student who was called upon wiped his cold sweat and said, "Yes... I was."
Mie Jue Shitai let out a cold laugh, then proceeded to dissect the classmate's behavior with great coolness. 'When you answered my question, you couldn't look me in the eye, and your hand subconsciously touched your eyebrow ridge and forehead, which indicates that you are ashamed of what you said, because it wasn't true. Moreover, both your thumb and index finger have faint black ink stains, which suggests that you have been reading newspapers and books for a long time. And look at your listless appearance with swollen eyes, you must have stayed up late reading pirated pornographic novels last night, right?' As soon as these words were spoken, the whole class was in an uproar, and the classmate bowed his head in shame. Mie Jue Shitai said, 'I am not against you reading pornographic novels, but you must support the genuine ones, as this is the integrity that a grown-up should have.' Upon hearing this, everyone immediately knelt down, realizing that Mie Jue Shitai was indeed extraordinary. From then on, no one dared to daydream during her classes, even though the course content was dull and tedious. Yu Qingwei didn't want Xia Zisu to know that she had been distracted, so she changed the subject and wrote, 'Such a boring class.' Xia Zisu also sighed, 'Yes, very boring.' 'I know my class is boring, and a few students are starting to daydream again,' Mie Jue Shitai suddenly said from the podium at this moment. A chill immediately rose from behind Xia Zisu and Yu Qingwei. Mie Jue Shitai continued, 'Since that's the case, I'll tell you something interesting to perk you up. Do you know how to tell if someone has a crush on you at first sight?'
This topic indeed aroused everyone's interest, and they immediately started discussing it enthusiastically. Xia Zisu said earnestly to Yu Qingwei, 'You scared me. I thought it was because my resentment was so deep that I accidentally spoke my mind.' Yu Qingwei curled the corners of her mouth and said, 'I thought she had some kind of special power to see through our hearts.' The nun, known as the 'Destruction Master,' glanced at everyone and then continued, 'According to psychological research, when someone pays attention to you for more than 8.2 seconds, it is very likely that they have fallen in love with you at first sight. Of course, I personally think that the premise of this research is looks. Beautiful women and handsome men definitely have no problem, but for those who are not pleasing to the eye and are stared at continuously, I suggest checking if your pants zipper is open first.' Everyone burst into laughter immediately. However, Yu Qingwei thought of Huo Liyang again, recalling the scene when they first met. At that time, she had stared at him foolishly for at least several minutes, feeling that she had never seen such a good-looking person before, with such a warm smile, as if he had kneaded the sunshine into his eyes, so that among the group of graceful young men, she only noticed him. If 8.2 seconds could lead to love at first sight, then her feelings for Huo Liyang must be deep to the bone, right? The bell rang, and the 'Destruction Master' announced the end of class, then called Yu Qingwei and Xia Zisu to the front of the classroom. 'There are six Sudoku puzzles here, three for each of you. Finish them and put them in my mailbox. I will collect them before class this afternoon.'
Yu Qingwei and Xia Zisu exchanged a glance, knowing that their little trick had still been discovered by the stern nun. Because the stern nun had a habit of picking several distracted students in every class to punish them with Sudoku puzzles, everyone would jokingly ask each other before her class: 'Have you done your Sudoku today?' Back at his seat, Xia Zisu immediately wailed, 'Ah, ah, ah, I hate this the most, I might as well just die!'
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